She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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