what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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