Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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