just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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