i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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