I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Dicks are not precious.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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