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I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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