how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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