I bet he comes in French.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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