Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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