Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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