So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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