nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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