I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Randomize
