Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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