It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
false alarm, still single
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
