is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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