do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You're like the curious george of whores
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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