I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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