If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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