Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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