At least make sure they are 18
Why
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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