every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
