Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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