the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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