So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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