physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm both gender and math confused
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