Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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