New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
