I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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