so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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