I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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