I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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