just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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