just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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