Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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