i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
operation have a gay friend backfired
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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