Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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