wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
