He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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