tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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