you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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