I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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