god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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