I skipped work to stalk him.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
