hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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