Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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