Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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