I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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