so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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